BAILING OUT WOODEN ARROWS WITH WOODEN NICKELS
According to the gurus over at Wikipedia, “A wooden nickel, in the United States, is
wood token coin, which are usually issued by a merchant or bank as a promotion,
sometimes redeemable for a specific item such as a drink. Wooden nickels were
most commonly issued in the US in the 1930s, after the Great Depression.”
Which is fine (as far as it goes), although in the
sense of the current bailout of fraudulent and specious investment vehicles, it
seems the wooden nickel is upon us almost before the fact. We have been
snookered out of our underwear before the game began.
Investment ‘vehicles’ are
well named, invented as they are to drive off with your money. In case you
missed the point of the failure in the House of Representatives to pass Hank
Paulson’s giveaway to his former partners in crime over at Goldman Sachs, it
was to provide political cover for the coming election, while allowing the
Senate to unashamedly lard the legislation.
Seldom does the Senate step in ahead of the House, but paid-off Senators were well paid and only a third of them are standing for reelection. Thus are leaders made. Such is the power of a corrupt two-party system that badly needs a viable third party to disrupt partisanship where stalemate and power-plays have all but replaced representative government.
Hope for a future lies in meaningful coalition governance.
What we have allowed in Washington simply will not suffice.
(Rescue Sweetened With Tax Incentives,
by Cecilia Kang, Washington Post)
The
House of Representatives yesterday approved $107 billion in tax breaks for
businesses and consumers as part of a sweeping financial rescue package
designed to stave the credit crisis.
Saddled
onto the 450-page bill is a provision to shield as many as 25 million Americans
from the alternative minimum tax and $18 billion in tax credit extensions for
wind and solar energy production.
Yet
to appease lawmakers and make the bill more attractive, several more prosaic
tax provisions are included, according to a government budgetary watchdog
group.
Saddled. Well chosen metaphor. Indeed, the nation’s
economic horse very nearly sank to its knees under the load. Any vague hope
that “the best Congress money can buy”
would seek anything other than its own unending grip on Democratic dominance
(under an Obama administration) sank as well.
Pelosi, who has an absolute majority in the House,
said, “We were dealt a bad hand; we made
the most of it.” This witless Speaker of the House has made nothing but
excuses for the deplorable job she has done since the 2006 mid-term election
gave her what she wanted and cannot find a way to use—control.
In the week that was, last week’s $700 billion refusal became this week’s acceptance--larded with an additional $150 billion in earmarks and other buried treasures. Republicans have been watching all year, like cats at a mouse hole, for a bill that could not be refused to which they could attach pet legislation.
They got it this week on a platter, thanks to the
Pelosi-Reid dumbo combo. Less able 'leadership' has seldom haunted the halls of Congress. Republicans are not always civic-minded, by by god they are able and showed it by their expansive mood.
(Time
Magazine) Paulson's original request was barely three pages long, whereas the
bill passed today runs well over 400 pages.
Pork, of course, is not exactly speech-writing, but it does take language and language
takes pages. Fortunately, that language was at the ready, loaded, primed and parsed,
eager to be fired so everyone could go home and leave the mess to Obama or
McCain. With change like this, who really cares who occupies the White House?
(Washington
Post again) NASCAR will be able to write off racetrack costs over 7 years and
manufacturers of wooden arrows for children will be shielded from an excise tax
applied to other shafts. The NASCAR provision was introduced by Rep. Mike
Thompson (D-Calif.), who voted in favor of the bill.
Nice job, Mike. That certainly bails out the
auto-racing industry, which grosses more than any other organized sport and is
awash in profits. A friend of mine, just today, sent me a pretty good idea--that those in Congress be required to wear NASCAR-like uniforms, so we could readily see their sponsorship. I don't know the attribution, it's not original with him, but it's pretty accurate and (would be) funny if it didn't cleave so close to the bone.
The
bailout package also provides tax rebates on rum imported from Puerto Rico and
the Virgin Islands and tax credits for economic development on the island of
American Samoa.
"In
the midst of a debate over a historic bailout package, Senate pulled out an old
bag of tricks: piling billions of dollars of unrelated legislative provisions
into the package and daring the House to reject the bailout again," said
Ryan Alexander, president of Taxpayers for Common Sense. "Many of these
provisions are tax extenders that have been waiting in the wings for months,
hoping for a legislative train to leave the station."
The
bill passed the House yesterday 263 to 171. It was a last-ditch effort of sorts
for proponents of renewable energy to get tax provisions extended before they
were set to expire by the end of the year. Those extensions, estimated at $18
billion, had repeatedly failed to pass legislative muster in both the Senate
and House over the past year.
The
tax breaks in the legislation total $149 billion over 10 years, and are offset
by $42 billion in tax increases. The hikes include a new levy on hedge-fund
managers who avoid taxes by transferring income offshore, a provision that
would raise $25 billion over 10 years.
It was an absolutely bi-partisan effort. Everyone got
their hand in the till, regardless of race, creed, gender or political
affiliation. No cause was too large ($150 billion in tax breaks) or too small (39
cents on wooden arrows).
(Bloomberg)
Senators attached a provision repealing a 39-cent excise tax on wooden arrows
designed for children to an historic $700 billion financial-markets rescue that
passed tonight by a vote of 74-25. The provision, originally proposed by Oregon
senators Ron Wyden [D] and Gordon Smith [R], will save manufacturers such as
Rose City Archery in Myrtle Point, Oregon, about $200,000 a year.
Senators Widen and Smith can’t get any more bi-partisan than that.
(Wikipedia)
It was during this (depression era) decade that some banks and chambers of
commerce in the United States issued wooden nickels with expiration dates to
mitigate difficulties faced by merchants in making change at times of
instability.
Wooden arrows—wooden nickels—guess we’ve now seen the closing of the circle. We can hope, but not be assured, that the circle is not a noose in disguise.
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Media comment:
It’s our cravings
that are at fault, the fraudsters on Wall Street bray. Consumers demanded cheap credit and we just didn’t
know what to do except provide it—even at the personal cost of having to take
those hundred million dollar salaries. They
made us do it, with their lifestyle demands. Wal-Mart wasn’t a scheme to
wreck Main Streets across America, centralize all the purchasing in the Walton
family private coffers—it was the cry of
manic consumer demand for Chinese TVs and toxic toys for the kids.
We had a gun at our head to create credit default swaps out of the whole
cloth that used to be collateralized lending. Remember when you went to your
bank for a loan? In those creaky old horse-and-buggy days, the banker wanted
some reasonable idea you were going to pay him back. He cared about such
things, because it was your (and his) neighbors’ money he was lending. Your
reputation might count for something back then, because he knew your reputation. But every month at the loan committee
meeting, you were smiled or frowned upon.
Texaco, Standard Oil or the department store merely
got angry with you, cancelled the card and hounded you into court. Visa,
MasterCard and the other big guys made a profit out of a great new business
opportunity. Why make 5% warehousing, transporting and selling a sofa, when you
can make three times that loaning out the money and the Congress of the United
States will enable the process.
So, the race was on and in four decades that race
essentially boarded up the Main Streets of small towns, outsourced our jobs to
the cheapest offshore producer, transformed us from the world’s largest lender
to the world’s biggest debtor, put college educations out of common reach,
changed the relationship between worker productivity and reward, busted the
unions, set off an advertising based feeding-frenzy of consumption and—now that
it has busted the bank—hands us both the bill and the blame.
Unlike your friendly neighborhood bank of forty
years ago, the new-age swindlers who arranged a home mortgage or line of credit
for the un-creditworthy, needed a place to offload the offal. Bingo,
derivatives were invented—not regulated, but invented—the not regulated part
was just another low and outside curve-ball lobbed to a well-fed and
well-paid-off Congress.
Rating agencies knew of
the stink and approved them AAA in spite of it, for (what else) money. Mortgage
bankers, investment bankers, rating agencies and insurers—essentially all the
guys looking for bailouts now—knew and collaborated and stirred the
conspiracy-pot for a classic RICO indictment.
We are not a fearful nation, nor (if we reject
Michael Chertoff’s continuing effort to scare us to death) will we become one.
That said, we are certainly and willingly Balkanizing ourselves, dividing a previously United States
into a rag-tag and very unAmerican obsession with what are essentially ghosts
under the bed.
Derby Line has peacefully coexisted somehow with its
American-Canadian divisions and friendships since 1791. The War of 1812 with
Britain caused hardly a ripple of dissatisfaction among American and Canadian
neighbors who shared church, the watching of kids and celebration of inter-marriages. The U.S.
invaded Canada in that ill-begotten war, but apparently not at Derby Line.
Washington, D.C. burned (partially) to the ground, but the New England area
kept up a brisk trade with Canada throughout.
It’s not an accident that the line runs down the floor of the
library, bisecting it’s reading-room.
Well, the stirring up of hatreds is an initial and
necessary step toward fascism. Too strong a word? That’s because you and I and
most Americans and Canadians have been used to hearing it applied to Hitler’s
Germany or Italy’s Mussolini. Calm yourself for a moment before writing me a
hot reply about the necessity of
protecting our cities. Look up fascism. The definition is: (noun) a political theory advocating an
authoritarian hierarchical government (as opposed to democracy or liberalism).
Fits pretty well.
I would submit that we only live in a different
world if we elect to live in one. To allow 19 terrorists in hijacked aircraft
to change our very form of government and constitutionally protected civil freedoms
of movement and protection from unwarranted inquiry is to have already
abandoned the game to the enemy.
The nations of the world, who once looked our way with
hope and envy, now see us as disturbers of the peace. Disturbing the peace (the unsettling of proper order in a public
space through one's actions) is an American misdemeanor that is about to become
(if we continue to let it) a felony against the civilized world.
Bush and Chertoff? Cheney and Addington? Rumsfeld
and Gonzales? Are these the statesmen to whom we offer up our Founder’s
sacrifice? These rank politicians risk nothing of personal
wealth and power. Washington, Jefferson and their peers risked the very real probability that they would be tried for
treason and hanged, their fortunes confiscated. Not possibility--probability.
No Fernando, actually it’s your being there at all that is devastating to the country. You have
already been wrong a number of times, wrong to intervene in small border
villages, wrong to cut the streets of that village in half, wrong to disturb
the peace along the longest unmilitarized border in the world, wrong to institutionalize
what should be low-tech police work.
Confusing the means and the ends. Sounds right. Ability to do outrunning the reason to do. That, when you sit down,
shut off the TV and put your feet up, feels right as well. Guided missiles and
misguided men. Bingo, Martin. And for that and the other truths of your
illuminated life, they assassinated you.
As may be apparent from the title, I am going to
make comparisons to the early years of Hitler Germany, when he demanded and took
various powers by entirely legal and democratic methods. Hitler ended up a
dictator, but he was enabled to that ultimate goal by a population
terrified by an economic maelstrom and the ever growing lawlessness across Germany.
The Holocaust has taken Nazi Germany as ‘off the
table’ of political discussion as Nancy Pelosi’s unilateral removal of
impeachment and perhaps for similar reasons; sensitivity. It’s just too
divisive, says Nancy, as though we were frightened children needing to hide our
faces in her skirt. Never again, say the Israelis, as 800,000 Rwandans are
massacred and Stalin kills (by some estimates) 25 million of his own people,
Mao another 35 million and the carnage goes on, uncompared.
Comparison? We are denied comparison as well. Nazi,
has been made yet another N-word; unspeakable in polite society and therefore far more dangerous
to our civil rights and the lessons history has to teach. Author Aldous Huxley cautioned
us that "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored"
With Germanic precision, Bush’s Department of
Homeland Security has put the nation’s police departments on the
intravenous-drip of federal money. Did you ever suspect that one day America
would be called a Homeland. Did you ever in your most Orwellian dream believe
that Americans would stand for that? Not only stand for it, but wave the flag? 
Bush, while still president
(and, in his own mind, still able to preside by decree) will absolutely protect
Cheney, Addington, Rumsfeld, Rice and whatever smaller fish threaten to fall into the nets of American
justice.
America has already been scared half to
death in preparation, but Blackwater stands ready to ‘assist’ local police,
should there be any ‘outbreaks of terrorist activity.’ New Orleans was the prep event.
Allowed
to target
Here we go again, reprising the old cold-war
language of strangleholds and us against them communist-capitalist comparisons.
Except for the fact that they no longer (if indeed they ever did) hold water.
Iron grips and who is bully to whom are a matter of definition. Steven Pearlstein
seems not to feel that the illegal and vilified hounding of Iraq into a
destroyed sovereignty is the result of anything other than Iraq's thirst for
democracy satisfying itself at the well (or possibly wellhead) of American ideals.
Well Steve, certainly no offense taken when, shortly after the boat ride and fishing in
Kennebunkport, George Bush moved to isolate and limit Russia’s energy
interests.
Ouch. Steven, you are my most admired economic
writer, but the references here sound as though they came directly out of the
administration media-machinery. It's becoming more apparent every day that Bush and Cheney
encouraged Georgian president Mikheil Saakashvili to lean out over the abyss, whispering in his ear that they wouldn't let go of his hand. And, like countless U.S. promises to countless dissident groups, we were not
there when they got nudged from behind.
C. Boyden Gray can put that in his diplomatic
bonafides when he next represents Bush in Eurasian energy circles. George
Bush's thumb on the scales suddenly seemed very evidently up an embarrassing
part of his anatomy. And there he was, enjoying himself so much in
China--another country he works overtime to alienate.
It's no surprise that John McCain would fall into step and march to the same sad, failed, disproven and ignorant tune.
Steven Pearlstein is, at least for me, one of the
few reasons left to bother reading the Washington Post. Others who quickly come
to mind are the two Danas, Milbank and Priest, but altogether they whole lot number less
than the fingers on one hand.
Well, we have been a long time wandering down this
road. It’s not something we can boast of having come to honestly, because there’s
been dishonesty aplenty and it feels more like the snake-oil days of the late
twenties than it does the beginning of a new millennium. Distracted by the
threat of computer meltdown as the millennium turned, we failed to see the true
culprit—our native fascination with something for nothing.
Sobering and useful circumstances all, yet they are
beyond the living memory of only a diminishing few. Returning heroes begat the
Boomers, the Boomers begat the exuberance of the fifties, the social upheaval
of the sixties, the Vietnam seventies, Madonna eighties and Monica nineties.
Unsure of what they had wrought and nervously peering into the new century, the
World Trade Center fell and all the cats were let out of the box at one time.
My old daddy once said of an aunt of mine near the
end of her days, “she spent her whole
life worried she wouldn’t get what was coming to her—and now she’s afraid she will.”
Spoken, dear old daddy, for a generation you didn’t live to see—from Wall
Street to K Street to Congress, the Pentagon, the halls of Congress and deep
into the heart of every man who ever drew to a straight-flush.
I have a problem with Pearstein's last paragraph. I
absolutely agree that the financial crisis is not a morality play, but
Band-Aiding our way through the present turmoil is not a goal he and I share. I
don't so much care that the top investment bankers rake in major dough from
throwing monkey-wrenches in the gears. I'm not even all that outraged by $5
million birthday parties or $50 million severance packages.
Money, in quantities unknown to prior generations
has served to buy every special interest, confound every legal recourse and
overwhelm every civic responsibility. Each day a dozen major thefts and frauds
are exposed against the common people by their industries, their institutions
and their representatives. If we ignore what Pearlstein calls 'an economic morality play,' we will have
lost perhaps the last chance to regain control of a basic ability to
self-govern.
A financial crash of epic proportion--a '29 style
meltdown--would cause absolute havoc over the lives of the nation's mostly
innocent populace. But what has been raised as tribute to our 'consumer economy' over the past thirty
or forty years is a death-by-a-thousand-cuts to traditional American progress
and prosperity. We are bleeding and helpless as Wal-Mart destroys our Main
Streets, the insurance industry destroys our healthcare and off-shoring
destroys our job base.