BAILING OUT WOODEN ARROWS WITH WOODEN NICKELS
According to the gurus over at Wikipedia, “A wooden nickel, in the United States, is
wood token coin, which are usually issued by a merchant or bank as a promotion,
sometimes redeemable for a specific item such as a drink. Wooden nickels were
most commonly issued in the US in the 1930s, after the Great Depression.”
Which is fine (as far as it goes), although in the
sense of the current bailout of fraudulent and specious investment vehicles, it
seems the wooden nickel is upon us almost before the fact. We have been
snookered out of our underwear before the game began.
Investment ‘vehicles’ are
well named, invented as they are to drive off with your money. In case you
missed the point of the failure in the House of Representatives to pass Hank
Paulson’s giveaway to his former partners in crime over at Goldman Sachs, it
was to provide political cover for the coming election, while allowing the
Senate to unashamedly lard the legislation.
Seldom does the Senate step in ahead of the House, but paid-off Senators were well paid and only a third of them are standing for reelection. Thus are leaders made. Such is the power of a corrupt two-party system that badly needs a viable third party to disrupt partisanship where stalemate and power-plays have all but replaced representative government.
Hope for a future lies in meaningful coalition governance.
What we have allowed in Washington simply will not suffice.
(Rescue Sweetened With Tax Incentives,
by Cecilia Kang, Washington Post)
The
House of Representatives yesterday approved $107 billion in tax breaks for
businesses and consumers as part of a sweeping financial rescue package
designed to stave the credit crisis.
Saddled
onto the 450-page bill is a provision to shield as many as 25 million Americans
from the alternative minimum tax and $18 billion in tax credit extensions for
wind and solar energy production.
Yet
to appease lawmakers and make the bill more attractive, several more prosaic
tax provisions are included, according to a government budgetary watchdog
group.
Saddled. Well chosen metaphor. Indeed, the nation’s
economic horse very nearly sank to its knees under the load. Any vague hope
that “the best Congress money can buy”
would seek anything other than its own unending grip on Democratic dominance
(under an Obama administration) sank as well.
Pelosi, who has an absolute majority in the House,
said, “We were dealt a bad hand; we made
the most of it.” This witless Speaker of the House has made nothing but
excuses for the deplorable job she has done since the 2006 mid-term election
gave her what she wanted and cannot find a way to use—control.
In the week that was, last week’s $700 billion refusal became this week’s acceptance--larded with an additional $150 billion in earmarks and other buried treasures. Republicans have been watching all year, like cats at a mouse hole, for a bill that could not be refused to which they could attach pet legislation.
They got it this week on a platter, thanks to the
Pelosi-Reid dumbo combo. Less able 'leadership' has seldom haunted the halls of Congress. Republicans are not always civic-minded, by by god they are able and showed it by their expansive mood.
(Time
Magazine) Paulson's original request was barely three pages long, whereas the
bill passed today runs well over 400 pages.
Pork, of course, is not exactly speech-writing, but it does take language and language
takes pages. Fortunately, that language was at the ready, loaded, primed and parsed,
eager to be fired so everyone could go home and leave the mess to Obama or
McCain. With change like this, who really cares who occupies the White House?
(Washington
Post again) NASCAR will be able to write off racetrack costs over 7 years and
manufacturers of wooden arrows for children will be shielded from an excise tax
applied to other shafts. The NASCAR provision was introduced by Rep. Mike
Thompson (D-Calif.), who voted in favor of the bill.
Nice job, Mike. That certainly bails out the
auto-racing industry, which grosses more than any other organized sport and is
awash in profits. A friend of mine, just today, sent me a pretty good idea--that those in Congress be required to wear NASCAR-like uniforms, so we could readily see their sponsorship. I don't know the attribution, it's not original with him, but it's pretty accurate and (would be) funny if it didn't cleave so close to the bone.
The
bailout package also provides tax rebates on rum imported from Puerto Rico and
the Virgin Islands and tax credits for economic development on the island of
American Samoa.
"In
the midst of a debate over a historic bailout package, Senate pulled out an old
bag of tricks: piling billions of dollars of unrelated legislative provisions
into the package and daring the House to reject the bailout again," said
Ryan Alexander, president of Taxpayers for Common Sense. "Many of these
provisions are tax extenders that have been waiting in the wings for months,
hoping for a legislative train to leave the station."
The
bill passed the House yesterday 263 to 171. It was a last-ditch effort of sorts
for proponents of renewable energy to get tax provisions extended before they
were set to expire by the end of the year. Those extensions, estimated at $18
billion, had repeatedly failed to pass legislative muster in both the Senate
and House over the past year.
The
tax breaks in the legislation total $149 billion over 10 years, and are offset
by $42 billion in tax increases. The hikes include a new levy on hedge-fund
managers who avoid taxes by transferring income offshore, a provision that
would raise $25 billion over 10 years.
It was an absolutely bi-partisan effort. Everyone got
their hand in the till, regardless of race, creed, gender or political
affiliation. No cause was too large ($150 billion in tax breaks) or too small (39
cents on wooden arrows).
(Bloomberg)
Senators attached a provision repealing a 39-cent excise tax on wooden arrows
designed for children to an historic $700 billion financial-markets rescue that
passed tonight by a vote of 74-25. The provision, originally proposed by Oregon
senators Ron Wyden [D] and Gordon Smith [R], will save manufacturers such as
Rose City Archery in Myrtle Point, Oregon, about $200,000 a year.
Senators Widen and Smith can’t get any more bi-partisan than that.
(Wikipedia)
It was during this (depression era) decade that some banks and chambers of
commerce in the United States issued wooden nickels with expiration dates to
mitigate difficulties faced by merchants in making change at times of
instability.
Wooden arrows—wooden nickels—guess we’ve now seen the closing of the circle. We can hope, but not be assured, that the circle is not a noose in disguise.
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Media comment:
It’s our cravings
that are at fault, the fraudsters on Wall Street bray. Consumers demanded cheap credit and we just didn’t
know what to do except provide it—even at the personal cost of having to take
those hundred million dollar salaries. They
made us do it, with their lifestyle demands. Wal-Mart wasn’t a scheme to
wreck Main Streets across America, centralize all the purchasing in the Walton
family private coffers—it was the cry of
manic consumer demand for Chinese TVs and toxic toys for the kids.
We had a gun at our head to create credit default swaps out of the whole
cloth that used to be collateralized lending. Remember when you went to your
bank for a loan? In those creaky old horse-and-buggy days, the banker wanted
some reasonable idea you were going to pay him back. He cared about such
things, because it was your (and his) neighbors’ money he was lending. Your
reputation might count for something back then, because he knew your reputation. But every month at the loan committee
meeting, you were smiled or frowned upon.
Texaco, Standard Oil or the department store merely
got angry with you, cancelled the card and hounded you into court. Visa,
MasterCard and the other big guys made a profit out of a great new business
opportunity. Why make 5% warehousing, transporting and selling a sofa, when you
can make three times that loaning out the money and the Congress of the United
States will enable the process.
So, the race was on and in four decades that race
essentially boarded up the Main Streets of small towns, outsourced our jobs to
the cheapest offshore producer, transformed us from the world’s largest lender
to the world’s biggest debtor, put college educations out of common reach,
changed the relationship between worker productivity and reward, busted the
unions, set off an advertising based feeding-frenzy of consumption and—now that
it has busted the bank—hands us both the bill and the blame.
Unlike your friendly neighborhood bank of forty
years ago, the new-age swindlers who arranged a home mortgage or line of credit
for the un-creditworthy, needed a place to offload the offal. Bingo,
derivatives were invented—not regulated, but invented—the not regulated part
was just another low and outside curve-ball lobbed to a well-fed and
well-paid-off Congress.
Rating agencies knew of
the stink and approved them AAA in spite of it, for (what else) money. Mortgage
bankers, investment bankers, rating agencies and insurers—essentially all the
guys looking for bailouts now—knew and collaborated and stirred the
conspiracy-pot for a classic RICO indictment.
As may be apparent from the title, I am going to
make comparisons to the early years of Hitler Germany, when he demanded and took
various powers by entirely legal and democratic methods. Hitler ended up a
dictator, but he was enabled to that ultimate goal by a population
terrified by an economic maelstrom and the ever growing lawlessness across Germany.
The Holocaust has taken Nazi Germany as ‘off the
table’ of political discussion as Nancy Pelosi’s unilateral removal of
impeachment and perhaps for similar reasons; sensitivity. It’s just too
divisive, says Nancy, as though we were frightened children needing to hide our
faces in her skirt. Never again, say the Israelis, as 800,000 Rwandans are
massacred and Stalin kills (by some estimates) 25 million of his own people,
Mao another 35 million and the carnage goes on, uncompared.
Comparison? We are denied comparison as well. Nazi,
has been made yet another N-word; unspeakable in polite society and therefore far more dangerous
to our civil rights and the lessons history has to teach. Author Aldous Huxley cautioned
us that "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored"
With Germanic precision, Bush’s Department of
Homeland Security has put the nation’s police departments on the
intravenous-drip of federal money. Did you ever suspect that one day America
would be called a Homeland. Did you ever in your most Orwellian dream believe
that Americans would stand for that? Not only stand for it, but wave the flag? 
Bush, while still president
(and, in his own mind, still able to preside by decree) will absolutely protect
Cheney, Addington, Rumsfeld, Rice and whatever smaller fish threaten to fall into the nets of American
justice.
America has already been scared half to
death in preparation, but Blackwater stands ready to ‘assist’ local police,
should there be any ‘outbreaks of terrorist activity.’ New Orleans was the prep event.
Allowed
to target
Steven Pearlstein is, at least for me, one of the
few reasons left to bother reading the Washington Post. Others who quickly come
to mind are the two Danas, Milbank and Priest, but altogether they whole lot number less
than the fingers on one hand.
Well, we have been a long time wandering down this
road. It’s not something we can boast of having come to honestly, because there’s
been dishonesty aplenty and it feels more like the snake-oil days of the late
twenties than it does the beginning of a new millennium. Distracted by the
threat of computer meltdown as the millennium turned, we failed to see the true
culprit—our native fascination with something for nothing.
Sobering and useful circumstances all, yet they are
beyond the living memory of only a diminishing few. Returning heroes begat the
Boomers, the Boomers begat the exuberance of the fifties, the social upheaval
of the sixties, the Vietnam seventies, Madonna eighties and Monica nineties.
Unsure of what they had wrought and nervously peering into the new century, the
World Trade Center fell and all the cats were let out of the box at one time.
My old daddy once said of an aunt of mine near the
end of her days, “she spent her whole
life worried she wouldn’t get what was coming to her—and now she’s afraid she will.”
Spoken, dear old daddy, for a generation you didn’t live to see—from Wall
Street to K Street to Congress, the Pentagon, the halls of Congress and deep
into the heart of every man who ever drew to a straight-flush.
I have a problem with Pearstein's last paragraph. I
absolutely agree that the financial crisis is not a morality play, but
Band-Aiding our way through the present turmoil is not a goal he and I share. I
don't so much care that the top investment bankers rake in major dough from
throwing monkey-wrenches in the gears. I'm not even all that outraged by $5
million birthday parties or $50 million severance packages.
Money, in quantities unknown to prior generations
has served to buy every special interest, confound every legal recourse and
overwhelm every civic responsibility. Each day a dozen major thefts and frauds
are exposed against the common people by their industries, their institutions
and their representatives. If we ignore what Pearlstein calls 'an economic morality play,' we will have
lost perhaps the last chance to regain control of a basic ability to
self-govern.
A financial crash of epic proportion--a '29 style
meltdown--would cause absolute havoc over the lives of the nation's mostly
innocent populace. But what has been raised as tribute to our 'consumer economy' over the past thirty
or forty years is a death-by-a-thousand-cuts to traditional American progress
and prosperity. We are bleeding and helpless as Wal-Mart destroys our Main
Streets, the insurance industry destroys our healthcare and off-shoring
destroys our job base.
Barbara Ehrenreich writes in the Huffington Post; "The Democrats are feeling empowered -- in part -- by the resounding echoes of change that is ringing in their ears."
We've seen the first act of the play yet to come, titled "Democrats Back in Charge." It's had a bunch of bad 2006 reviews. Spencer Tracy had it right about stage presence; "learn your lines and don't bump into the furniture."
Pelosi and Reid are terrified, not of impeachment (or the fantasy that it will complicate election 2008), but of their personal roll in the Democratic complicity that an impeachment trial would reveal. Every single step of the way, the Bush administration's murky wreckage of American ideals was approved by Democrats.
Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay at least had the guts not to give a shit. They stood there, guns blazing and dressed the theft of American politics as a Contract With America. Had Bush and Cheney not been so heavy-handed, the Gingrich-DeLay legacy would not yet be at risk.
Parse that, baby. Become different (Democrat rather than Republican) without permanently losing former characteristics (power, greed) or essence (the best government money can buy). Justice doesn't happen to be a part of change in this context and we are full-circle, back to the brilliant observation of Pascal that in the absence of justice, strength will suffice. Or the promise of strength, the hope of strength, the vision or the image of strength, when strength itself has proven too costly.
I am uninspired that the very legislators who have pounded together these lobbyist- congressional- military- industrial- pharma- agri- oil complexes (nail by nail, like Jesus on the cross) are the ones upon whom we must rely to tear it all down. Don't ask a theologian to tear down the church.
Barack can't do that, nor can Hillary or John. Only citizens in the streets can do that and they are busy at the moment, lowing like cattle behind the fences government has erected for them. Unless.
You will not be aware of that, because it is not likely you have reason to keep up with international currencies. Within the United States, all seems well. The waters are quiet. Outside America, a financial tsunami has taken place and the dollar is on the brink of collapse. No one wants our currency. No one wants our debt. No one wants much of anything America has chosen to export in the past seven years.
The Washington Post headline is Stocks Surge as Fed Offers A Boost and it’s written by T. M. Tse and Neil Irwin, who are staff writers and may be forgiven their sins. Certainly they are not Steven Pearstein (probably one of the finest business-writers extant today) even though he too is beginning to waver on Fed actions that ‘may prevent a serious meltdown.’
Ben Bernanke has failed miserably at both. I don’t damned doubt a rally was ignited, as Wall Street dodged another bullet and went out to celebrate.
Does anyone ask any questions, or do Tse and Irwin just jot it all down in their notebooks?
Now it gets complicated, but only slightly. In the rest of the world—that strange and romantic, dangerous and chaotic place outside America—the value of the dollar has dropped by half during this administration. Your
Mostly, it’s been the Chinese. But understand this. A $100 Chinese investment in ten-year U.S. Debt, paid into our Treasury in 2000, is now only worth $50 and there are still two years to go on the loan. Foreign investors are less and less willing to fund us at that kind of loss, especially when they can buy us up at bargain-basement prices—as the Chinese and Dubai princes have been doing.
The peanut again. This time under a shell in an economic shell-game (noun; A swindling sleight-of-hand game; victim guesses which of three shells a peanut is under).
The Fed Chairman, Ben Bernanke, is going to take them off your hands--as collateral--for billions of dollars. You laugh hysterically and put the money under the mattress. This is supposed to make you more confident about buying and holding these mortgage investments, but you’re not fool enough for that, thank you very much. As for freeing up money, that’s safely under your mattress until your heart rate slows down and you venture forth yet again.
Cutting short-term interest rates is inflationary, but somehow printing $1 trillion a year is not. And Bill is right. They hit Bear Stearns exactly in the right spot, that spot that keeps them from going bankrupt as they deserve to do.
What, me worry? Hey--it’s party time. Does the NATO Alliance extend to bailing out millionaires and billionaires? Unfortunately, Tse and Irwin had only analysts and strategists available for interview. Their analysis was understandably a little on the ‘wasn’t our fault’ side and their strategy leaned heavily on the ‘money under the mattress solution’ before the pension trusts find out their money is under that other shell.